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Opinion - Martin Samuel

The Times October 17, 2006

A safe haven for all our crackpot beliefs


It is mad to expand faith schools, which encourage separateness. Common humanity is the only way forward

FIRST DAY at big school and the teacher was going through the register before assembly. When he got to my name, he hesitated slightly. “Samuel? Oh, he won’t be here.” I raised my hand. “Yes, I am,” I said. “I’m not Jewish.” What a mug. I was free. I was off the hook. I was a non-person. The school, presuming Semitism, was not expecting me in the big hall. Yet thanks to ancestors that deserted Judaism for West Ham United five generations ago, I had no reason to join the classroom of Jewish students that were excused prayers. I could have formed a lone cult of bone-idle humanists, dedicated to an extra hour in bed and breezing in for double maths around 9.30am. I blew it.

The funny thing is that this failure of imagination is also the last I remember of religion at my school. For no good reason, I can recall the prefab biology lab in the car park and I know our German teacher supported Ipswich Town but not one thing about our religious gathering (other than the day the deputy head said “Croost Christified” when he meant “Christ crucified”) has survived. As such, I left perfectly prepared for life in modern Britain, a country in which little more than 7 per cent of the population attend church on Sunday. I had no concept of religious differences or why it is hard for us all to get along and this staunch lack of belief has hardened over the years and served me well.

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Until now. We are turning the clock backwards, to a time of blind faith, intolerance and superstition; crosses on BA flights, veils in the high street, creationism on the curriculum. I want someone to take that roll call again. “Samuel? Oh, he won’t be here. He’s gone back to bed, he says wake him when we’ve embraced the 21st century again.”

In the 1920s, one in ten Jewish children attended faith schools. Now it is more than 50 per cent. The Church Times is reporting the greatest rise in numbers of Church of England schools since 2001. By September 2009, it predicts there will be 17 new Anglican comprehensives. We used to look across at Northern Ireland with a sense of appalled bemusement. This is the Eighties and they’re still arguing about religion? Good God, haven’t they got cars to wash?

These days the mainland has 7,000 faith schools, many publicly funded. Of course, if you wish to inflict your half-baked creationist views upon your offspring in private, that is your concern. If, however, you wish to receive £6.8 million of public money to teach young people that the world is 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones are a test of belief put there by some practical-joker God to see who is really on his side, then we have issues. Most specifically, that it is not up to the State to provide safe havens for all crackpot beliefs and philosophies, or even just the mainstream ones. Certainly, it is not for the State to endorse a system of education that divides a population increasingly fractured by a misjudged mantra of multiculturalism. Common humanity is our only way forward and, by their very nature, faith schools encourage separatism.

There are four church secondary schools in Tower Hamlets in which the number of pupils of Bangladeshi origins stands at 3 per cent. In surrounding schools the figure rises to 90 per cent. So how is faith aiding integration in that corner of the capital?

In a speech two years ago, the Chief Inspector of Schools, David Bell, suggested that a traditional Islamic education was not entirely suitable for young Muslims growing up in modern Britain. As usual, his ideas were used to close down the debate rather than open it up and Bell was falsely accused of Islamophobia, but two years on it would appear he had a point. Alan Johnson, the Eduction Secretary, now wants all faith schools to offer 25 per cent of places to non-believers or pupils from other religions. “We cannot ignore segregation any longer; people must have a greater understanding of one another,” said Shahid Malik, Labour MP for Dewsbury, not sounding a whole lot different to Bell in 2005. “We must not allow our recognition of diversity to become apathy in the face of any challenge to our coherence as a nation.” Maybe Mr Malik is an Islamophobe, too.

Part of the problem is that there is little monitoring of the education faith schools provide. At English Martyrs Roman Catholic School in Leicester, for instance, the anti-abortion charity Life is invited to speak to classes on the subject of sex education, which is a bit like getting your take on Ptolemy from the Flat Earth Society. The Emmanuel Schools Foundation run by the millionaire car dealer Sir Peter Vardy, which includes Emmanuel College in Gateshead, set up with £1,722,000 of Sir Peter’s money and £6,887,000 of yours, teaches creationism and regards Darwin’s evolutionary theories as unproven. Another of Sir Peter’s schools, King’s in Middlesbrough, has an exclusion rate ten times the national average.

A Muslim school in Scotland, now closed, was found to be giving female students a different education to males. Indeed, as so many religions promote a conservative role in society for women, it is hard to imagine that an upturn in faith schools will promote a similar increase in academic achievement and ambition among 50 per cent of the population.

The convention on the right of the child was adopted by the United Nations 17 years ago. Article 13 states: “The child shall have the right to freedom of expression; this right shall include the freedom to seek, receive and impart information and ideas of all kinds.” Alternatively, endorsed by our Government, some nut can now feed you a tale that even the Pope finds far-fetched, and suspend you if you question it. And this will produce a nation of well-adjusted, tolerant young Britons? No faith, some people.

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I support this artucle 100%, it hits the nail on the head, like the idea of faith schools should be. The meaning of faith, seems to totally exclude fact and truth and in my experience all that religion does is to preach very dodgy ideas which are not fact and not true. It was heresy not long ago to believe the earth was not flat, and others believe the earth was created in 7 days only 6000 years ago. Loony!!!

campbell0255, Bidache, France

This country should be SECULAR. There should be no menor women in frocks with dodgy headgear allowed in politics or government.All state funded schools should be totally secular. Well said Martin Samuel, for a southerner you speak a lot of sense.

Bill, Stubbins, Lancashire

Well I certainly hope that youthful rebellion, independent thinking & the premium of open minds include the liberty not to subscribe to an anti-faith hysteria; along with being allowed to bring critical thinking skills to bear on the (dis?) -merits of secular humanism, the legacy of Darwin & a strident metaphysical naturalism. Aaah diversity.....

Simon John Ferguson, Llanelli,


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